Me: (hugging Annabel) "You're my favorite Annabel."
Annabel: "No! Call me daughter."
Me: "Oh. Ok. You are my favorite daughter."
Annabel: (sigh) "Thank you, Muzer (mother)."
Showing posts with label Kid Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kid Quotes. Show all posts
Monday, January 5, 2015
Friday, October 24, 2014
Kid Quotes:: Vol. 59
Easton: "I wonder why Nana loves us?"
Wyatt: "Because we're so loveable."
Easton: "Yeah. We're totally awesome."
Wednesday, October 22, 2014
Kid Quotes:: Vol. 58
Uh-oh. Annabel is trying to phase out nap time....
During one of our afternoon nap time struggles
Me: (trying to shut the door and ask her as nicely as possibly to finally lay down and go to sleep)
Annabel: (yelling) It's not fair!!! And it's dumb!!!!
she's 2
During one of our afternoon nap time struggles
Me: (trying to shut the door and ask her as nicely as possibly to finally lay down and go to sleep)
Annabel: (yelling) It's not fair!!! And it's dumb!!!!
she's 2
Tuesday, October 21, 2014
Kid Quotes:: Vol. 57
Brendan: Mom, what do you think I should name my dentist business when I grow up?
Me: How about Brendan's Beautiful Smiles
Brendan: (he rolls his eyes) Mom. That sounds girly.
Me: Well, you asked me....
Brendan: I think it should be Wagner Family Dentistry
Me: That sounds great.
Brendan: Do you think Dad will work for me?
Me: (I nod)
Brendan: Yeah.....he could be the desk clerk.
Me: How about Brendan's Beautiful Smiles
Brendan: (he rolls his eyes) Mom. That sounds girly.
Me: Well, you asked me....
Brendan: I think it should be Wagner Family Dentistry
Me: That sounds great.
Brendan: Do you think Dad will work for me?
Me: (I nod)
Brendan: Yeah.....he could be the desk clerk.
Friday, May 9, 2014
Kid Quotes::Vol. 56
I know I have missed some good ones. Better keep writing them down because you really can't remember these awesome one liners if you don't!
One from Brendan...
Setting--We have dance music on. Brendan is banging on a plastic box with tinker toy sticks (make shift drums...to the music) It's getting a little bit on my nerves...
Me: That's starting to get to me a bit.
Brendan: Like it's too loud? Or just annoying?
Me: ummmmm
Brendan: (before i can even answer) Because I really don't need you discouraging me right now because I really want to learn the drums.
Drums continue......
And another gem from Easton. He is full of them right now. 4 year olds are the best for Kids Quotes!
Easton: Mom, don't you think Olaf (our hamster) is cuter than Annabel?
One from Brendan...
Setting--We have dance music on. Brendan is banging on a plastic box with tinker toy sticks (make shift drums...to the music) It's getting a little bit on my nerves...
Me: That's starting to get to me a bit.
Brendan: Like it's too loud? Or just annoying?
Me: ummmmm
Brendan: (before i can even answer) Because I really don't need you discouraging me right now because I really want to learn the drums.
Drums continue......
And another gem from Easton. He is full of them right now. 4 year olds are the best for Kids Quotes!
Easton: Mom, don't you think Olaf (our hamster) is cuter than Annabel?
Thursday, November 14, 2013
Kid Quotes::Vol. 55
I've been slacking on the Kid Quotes!
Got one from Brendan today I thought I would file away to pull out later. :)
Brendan: (With urgency) Mom! What's it like being a parent? You HAVE to fill me in!"
Me: I'll tell you everything you need to know when your wife is pregnant. For now, observe.
These kids just make me giggle all the time
Got one from Brendan today I thought I would file away to pull out later. :)
Brendan: (With urgency) Mom! What's it like being a parent? You HAVE to fill me in!"
Me: I'll tell you everything you need to know when your wife is pregnant. For now, observe.
These kids just make me giggle all the time
Friday, March 8, 2013
Kids Quotes::Vol. 54
Easton is at that precious age of passing out lots of "I love you's" and "You're my best friend"s. So sweet. I confess I recieve most of them (a little perk to being the mom).
After a sweet "I love you mom" and a kiss on the cheek while I was zipping up his sweatshirt....
Easton: patting my cheek ..."Mom, your chubby cheeks are so kissy!"
After a sweet "I love you mom" and a kiss on the cheek while I was zipping up his sweatshirt....
Easton: patting my cheek ..."Mom, your chubby cheeks are so kissy!"
Thursday, December 20, 2012
Kid Quotes::Vol. 51
...despite what his brothers tell him...
Easton: Santa Clause my favorite. Santa Clause real.
Easton: Santa Clause my favorite. Santa Clause real.
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Kid Quotes::Vol. 50
My favorite things that Easton says right now.
Easton (age 2 1/2): You my best friend me ever seen.
Easton: You a nin-ka-kumpoop.
Easton: ANNBEL!
Easton: Sometimes me go to bed. (just double checking it's not bedtime right now!)
Easton: Where's my boys?
Easton: Me go toilet! Quick! .....Me did it!!!
Easton: You help me think 'bout that? hmmmmmm
Me: Hey Easton, where's your [insert any given item we happen to be looking for]
Easton: Ummmmm, somewhere!
Easton (age 2 1/2): You my best friend me ever seen.
Easton: You a nin-ka-kumpoop.
Easton: ANNBEL!
Easton: Sometimes me go to bed. (just double checking it's not bedtime right now!)
Easton: Where's my boys?
Easton: Me go toilet! Quick! .....Me did it!!!
Easton: You help me think 'bout that? hmmmmmm
Me: Hey Easton, where's your [insert any given item we happen to be looking for]
Easton: Ummmmm, somewhere!
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Kid Quotes::Vol. 49
when Brendan is trying to think or remember something...
Brendan: Hmmm. I'm looking through my brain.....through the memory part. I don't know where that is, but I'm looking through it.
Brendan: Hmmm. I'm looking through my brain.....through the memory part. I don't know where that is, but I'm looking through it.
Sunday, July 1, 2012
Kid Quote::Vol. 48
Brendan had a couple good ones.
Still obsessed with all things dog....
#1. Brendan: Mom, sometimes I'm territorial over food and toys....
#2. Brendan: Mom, what would be a polite way to ask my wife to work so that I don't have to?
Still obsessed with all things dog....
#1. Brendan: Mom, sometimes I'm territorial over food and toys....
#2. Brendan: Mom, what would be a polite way to ask my wife to work so that I don't have to?
Friday, April 13, 2012
Kid Quotes::Vol. 46
Someday I am going to put together a book of all the kids KidQuotes. This one has to go in there!
Brendan: I can't believe I have only 8 years in my life and there is over a million things I can accomplish!
Brendan: I can't believe I have only 8 years in my life and there is over a million things I can accomplish!
Monday, March 26, 2012
Kid Quotes::Vol. 45
Since Easton is now offically two years old, it seems fitting that the next KidQuote should go to him!
Tonight at baseball practice, Easton, Annabel and I were hangin' out in the car having a good ol' time. I fed Annabel while Easton climbed around pushing buttons and turning knobs. I burped the babe and, as she does, she spit up all over. But when she did, her face was kind of buried in my shoulder and so it really got all over her face.
Me: Oh gosh. Easton, just look at Annabel's face.
Easton: Hahahaha. San.ta.
Tonight at baseball practice, Easton, Annabel and I were hangin' out in the car having a good ol' time. I fed Annabel while Easton climbed around pushing buttons and turning knobs. I burped the babe and, as she does, she spit up all over. But when she did, her face was kind of buried in my shoulder and so it really got all over her face.
Me: Oh gosh. Easton, just look at Annabel's face.
Easton: Hahahaha. San.ta.
Sunday, March 11, 2012
Kid Quotes::Vol. 44
There was a conversation in the car about whether or not we should go to the movies.
Rand: If it costs $7 a person for us to go to the movies, Bren, how much would that cost for our whole family to go.
Brendan: Ummm, 7 X 6 is $42.
Rand: How many times could we go to RedBox for the same amount?
Brendan: 42
Rand: Just about. Which one do you think is a better use of our money?
Brendan: Um, it seems like they are just about equal.
Rand: If it costs $7 a person for us to go to the movies, Bren, how much would that cost for our whole family to go.
Brendan: Ummm, 7 X 6 is $42.
Rand: How many times could we go to RedBox for the same amount?
Brendan: 42
Rand: Just about. Which one do you think is a better use of our money?
Brendan: Um, it seems like they are just about equal.
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Kid Quotes::Vol. 43
...
From the 8 year old.
Brendan: Dad, I feel like I should be taking it easy on you and not kicking you in the stomach.
hmmmm, that following a quote from the Dad himself last night while we were out, just us.
We just happened to drive past a gym.
Rand: I remember when all I used to do was work out. Now it seems so foreign to me.
How things change. :)
...
From the 8 year old.
Brendan: Dad, I feel like I should be taking it easy on you and not kicking you in the stomach.
hmmmm, that following a quote from the Dad himself last night while we were out, just us.
We just happened to drive past a gym.
Rand: I remember when all I used to do was work out. Now it seems so foreign to me.
How things change. :)
...
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Kid Quotes::Vol. 42
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Wyatt: Hey Mom, how many days 'til Christmas?
Me: 11!
Brendan: 4 days past one week! I better get all fattened up so I can be jolly!
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Wyatt: Hey Mom, how many days 'til Christmas?
Me: 11!
Brendan: 4 days past one week! I better get all fattened up so I can be jolly!
.
Monday, November 21, 2011
Kid Quotes:: Vol. 41
This is my favorite quote from our most recent road trip! :)
Driving somewhere near Grant's Pass
Rand: Hey guys, check it out. It's snowing.
(no response from the back of the van where the 2 older ones are immersed in Nintendo DSi games)
......10 minutes later
Brendan: (literally yelling) OH MY GOSH!!!! LOOOK! IT'S SNOWING!!!!!!!
Rand: Guys. This is a good life lesson. When you take your heads out of the video games, you experience life more fully...
good word, Hon, good word.
Driving somewhere near Grant's Pass
Rand: Hey guys, check it out. It's snowing.
(no response from the back of the van where the 2 older ones are immersed in Nintendo DSi games)
......10 minutes later
Brendan: (literally yelling) OH MY GOSH!!!! LOOOK! IT'S SNOWING!!!!!!!
Rand: Guys. This is a good life lesson. When you take your heads out of the video games, you experience life more fully...
good word, Hon, good word.
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Kid Quotes::Vol. 40
after church tonight....
Rand: So Bren, what did you learn at church tonight?
Brendan: Well last week (we didn't go last week) they learned about the 10 commandments.
Rand: But what did you learn tonight?
Brendan: Well, we didn't learn about any characters of the Bible.
Rand: Okay, so what did you learn about tonight????
Brendan: Yep.
alrighty then.....
Rand: So Bren, what did you learn at church tonight?
Brendan: Well last week (we didn't go last week) they learned about the 10 commandments.
Rand: But what did you learn tonight?
Brendan: Well, we didn't learn about any characters of the Bible.
Rand: Okay, so what did you learn about tonight????
Brendan: Yep.
alrighty then.....
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Kid Quotes::Vol. 39
Wyatt: Did you do AWANAs when you were a kid?
Me: No. They didn't have that when I was a kid.
Wyatt: Was there TV when you were a kid?
Me: Yes. Yes, there was TV.
Wyatt: Yeah, but it was only black and white.
(Let's face it. To him....I'm old.)
Me: No. They didn't have that when I was a kid.
Wyatt: Was there TV when you were a kid?
Me: Yes. Yes, there was TV.
Wyatt: Yeah, but it was only black and white.
(Let's face it. To him....I'm old.)
Monday, August 22, 2011
Kid Quotes::Vol. 38
the boys were sitting calmly at their table drawing pictures and I heard this very polite (sort of) exchange.
Wyatt: (speaking in a very sweet, high pitched voice...as if talking to a baby) Ah Bren. I'm going to punch you in the face.
Brendan: (not even phased and returning the sentiment in the exact same way) Oh Wyatt, I'm going to upper-cut you in the chin.
..and they continued their non-violent art work at the table.
Life with boys?
Wyatt: (speaking in a very sweet, high pitched voice...as if talking to a baby) Ah Bren. I'm going to punch you in the face.
Brendan: (not even phased and returning the sentiment in the exact same way) Oh Wyatt, I'm going to upper-cut you in the chin.
..and they continued their non-violent art work at the table.
Life with boys?
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